Dear JS, I'm just not that into you...

Before you say anything, I need to get this out. The past few months have been great. We've gotten to spend a lot of time together, i looked forward to our daily jaunts, and my daughter too, she loves you, but I would be lying to us both if I continued to pretend that we were meant to be together long term. You see, I've got plans, goals, dreams, and while you have supported those as best you could.... well..... in all honesty you're holding me back. Seriously, you're kind of high maintenance. Constantly pulling me one direction or another, your weight alone is a major issue, and don't even get me started about the way you start convulsions you throw the minute I try to speed up. I'm just looking for.... more. Hey now, cheer up. There's someone out there that's right for you, someone who needs just what you have to offer (and hopefully nothing more, cough) and I'm not just going to forget about you, you're welcome to stick around till you find someone else, maybe a Craigslist want ad?- we can be friends. we're just going in two different directions.

Ok, fine. There IS someone else. Younger, better looking, and smooth. (insert dreamy smile). The relationship just works easier, it flows better. I feel more free to really discover what I'm made of.

Well.... I've known for awhile now. We were on a break, long distance relationships don't really work well with me. That's when I found you, you caught me at a very vulnerable time. I'm going up north in a few weeks to be reunited, then we're both coming back here. You can understand, can't you???

---- The life and early retirement of my "stand in" jogging stroller----

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